Aug-24-08
I Really Like My Dog
It’s a good thing I like my dog so much.
Last night as I went to bed I thought, “it’s a good thing I like my dog, with the lack of men in my life currently.” Honestly, I don’t think being alone right now is all that bad. I mean look at all the fun things I can do!
I compiled a list of reason being single is ok right now…
- I can sleep all day if I want
- I don’t have to put on make up or do my hair if I don’t want to
- I can have ice cream for dinner
- I can sleep on BOTH sides of the bed
- I don’t fall into the toilet in the middle of the night because he left the seat up.
- I don’t have to wash dirty socks
- I have control of the remote
- I can cry at sappy commercials
- I can fart any time I want (I know classy huh?)
- I don’t have to clean up the little hairs from the razor left around the sink
So you see, it’s really not all that bad.
Maybe I’ll take Harlee (the dog) for a nice long walk, who knows, maybe I’ll meet a nice guy?
Being single actually rawks! BUT: I have to say something here…
I never understood why men must leave the toilet seat up when women don’t bother putting it up for them! Gender equality my ass! Stupid double standards!
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