The Ice Palace

It’s a good thing I like my dog so much.

Last night as I went to bed I thought, “it’s a good thing I like my dog, with the lack of men in my life currently.” Honestly, I don’t think being alone right now is all that bad. I mean look at all the fun things I can do!

I compiled a list of reason being single is ok right now…

• I can sleep all day if I want
• I don’t have to put on make up or do my hair if I don’t want to
• I can have ice cream for dinner
• I can sleep on BOTH sides of the bed
• I don’t fall into the toilet in the middle of the night because he left the seat up.
• I don’t have to wash dirty socks
• I have control of the remote
• I can cry at sappy commercials
• I can fart any time I want (I know classy huh?)
• I don’t have to clean up the little hairs from the razor left around the sink

So you see, it’s really not all that bad.

Maybe I’ll take Harlee (the dog) for a nice long walk, who knows, maybe I’ll meet a nice guy?