The Ice Palace

Why? Why Canada did you close your Olympic winter games ceremony with giant inflatable beavers? Really?! WTF were you thinking?

Come on now Canada, take my hand and follow along. We already mock the way you speak, eh. We mock you for Avril Lavigne. We mock you for being the kind of country you can run to when you don’t want to stand up and fight for the freedom of your people. We mock you for sooo much more… and now this?

Who was it that suggested the beaver balloons? Did you put him in front of some brightly dressed Canadian mounties and shoot him this morning? You should have. When he stood up in that planning meeting and shouted. “I know! We will have GIANT INFLATABLE BEAVERS!” Didn’t anyone in the room snicker? Really? NO?! Hmmm I would have… but maybe that’s just me.

The poor poor people who had to carry those things seemed so happy and smiley! The were walking into the arena all “Oh look at me I am a giant inflatable beaver balloon holder! YAY!” NO.. NO it’s not yay. It’s Lame. YOU sir are LAME!

Now because of this beaver balloon incident I can’t take Canada seriously.  Not that I could before… I’m just saying.